Late Night Pointen Februar 2008

Jay Leno: “‘The Wall Street Journal’ reports this week that the candy industry is so worried about falling candy sales, they’re now adding caffeine to the candy. Well, that’s every parent’s worst nightmare, huh? A fat kid that’s up all night.”

Jay Leno: “God, he ran Cuba for almost 50 years. The political analysts are now debating what kind of changes the Cuban people will hope for. I’m going to guess maybe term limits?”

Jay Leno: “Do you realize when Castro came to power in 1959, John McCain was only 61 years old?”

David Letterman: “Experts believe that now that he has resigned,” Castro “will either be succeeded by his brother, Raul, or by his idiot son, Fidel W. Castro.”

Jay Leno: “Well, congratulations to the new nation of Kosovo. They gained their independence this week,” and, “of course, President Bush was shocked when he heard this. He said, ‘Independence? We haven’t even invaded them yet!’”

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