Late Night Pointen April 2008

O’Brien: Yesterday, true story, Hillary Clinton’s top adviser abruptly left her campaign. Yeah, yeah. When he heard about it, Bill Clinton said, ‘Wait, we can leave?’

Jay Leno: “And the ambassador to Iraq said today there has been an economic revival in Baghdad. Well, nice to see Bush’s economic plan working out somewhere, isn’t it?”

Jay Leno: “Hey, good news for Hillary Clinton. You know Hillary’s ad where she says she’s ready to answer the phone at 3:00 a.m.? This is interesting. Today, she got a call from India, and they said if this presidential thing doesn’t work out, they have a job for her in tech support.”

Conan O’Brien: “The Elton John benefit concert, was apparently…a huge success — $2.5 million was raised for Hillary’s campaign. Yeah. Elton sang all his biggest hits for Hillary, except for ‘The Bitch Is Back.’”

Conan O’Brien: “Of course, a lot of controversy right now about China. During a speech, President Bush urged Chinese leaders to talk to the Dalai Lama and called him a really fine man. Cool. Yeah. Bush said, ‘I used to be reluctant to meet with him. Then I found out he was not a real llama.’“

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